18
Dec
08

ASCiiGOD @ Work: A Shocking Cell-Photo Essay

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY SHOCK AND OFFEND

This is what my boss’s boss had me do this evening. The plan is to piss my boss off as a Secret Santa surprise. This is admittedly some pretty pedestrian blogging, but we can’t all be Egyptian freedom fighters.

Luckily for her, I’m 49% homosexual, with a strong tendancy towards awesome interior design. Check out the following steeloz. I smell future opportunities in cubicle redecoration.

Sashay!

desk001 is this image really as small as it appears in the editing window??? hopefully the “awesome” shows through

desk002 walls, filing cabinets, phone, chair , even the stack of papers in the inbox… all vandalised!

desk003shit’s tight, yes? sort of hoping the monitor is a fire hazard (and believe me, i made sure to make it as flammable as possible!)

desk004 i’d totally rock this pattern at home. check out the arm rests! fucking sophisticated!

desk005 here’s the epitome of that 49%. attention to detail: fully functioning access to n0rp via cd-rom. classy

desk006 individually wrapped pens. penholder. swass desk design perfect for miniature wargaming or changing diapers.

I’m filled with a mixture of pride and hate. This calls for some Starbucks.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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4 Responses to “ASCiiGOD @ Work: A Shocking Cell-Photo Essay”


  1. 1 salstress
    December 18, 2008 at 9:58 am

    I see a career future for you as a Macy’s holiday gift wrapper.

  2. December 19, 2008 at 12:13 am

    I’m going to choose to view that last comment as flattery Sals. So THANKS! You made this half gay dude’s holiday!!!

  3. 3 magnatop
    December 19, 2008 at 1:49 am

    haha.. epic dude. will you come decorate my room like that please?

  4. December 19, 2008 at 2:05 am

    I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A DOPE WRAPPER.


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