WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY SHOCK AND OFFEND

This is what my boss’s boss had me do this evening. The plan is to piss my boss off as a Secret Santa surprise. This is admittedly some pretty pedestrian blogging, but we can’t all be Egyptian freedom fighters.

Luckily for her, I’m 49% homosexual, with a strong tendancy towards awesome interior design. Check out the following steeloz. I smell future opportunities in cubicle redecoration.

Sashay!

is this image really as small as it appears in the editing window??? hopefully the “awesome” shows through

walls, filing cabinets, phone, chair , even the stack of papers in the inbox… all vandalised!

shit’s tight, yes? sort of hoping the monitor is a fire hazard (and believe me, i made sure to make it as flammable as possible!)

i’d totally rock this pattern at home. check out the arm rests! fucking sophisticated!

here’s the epitome of that 49%. attention to detail: fully functioning access to n0rp via cd-rom. classy

individually wrapped pens. penholder. swass desk design perfect for miniature wargaming or changing diapers.

I’m filled with a mixture of pride and hate. This calls for some Starbucks.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!